So it's the following day after my initial blog. I probably won't be doing this everyday, but it'll be a few times a week at least. Between last night and now my book has gone on sale. Midnight Squad: The Grim (The Oddly Funny Erotic Urban Fantasy) is free. I like free. Free food, free drinks, buy one get one free. The only thing better than free is when they pay you. That leads me to today. I've submitted my blog to Amazon.com, and soon I'll be at the mercy of the Kindle blog gods. I hope they are kind and gentle gods. I'll also be turning on the getting paid thing here with google. Money is gooooooooooood! You see I'd be writing anyway whether they paid me or not, but if my option is to get paid or not get paid for the same exact thing...well that's an easy choice.
I love to write, I love to read, I love having making love to my beautiful wifey. What can I say? I'm a simple man, with simple needs. All I want out of this life is to snuggle (okay I do want more than just a snuggle, but snuggling is nice, and if I got to be with my wife whenever I wanted to be then where's the challenge. That's no fun. I mean I'm like a pirate, and I'm always after her booty. YAR!)
So let's discuss what's going on as of right now. I've bought the new Harry Dresden book. I love his stories. They are so fun, and it's kind of like riding a rollercoaster. You just let yourself go and ride the ride. I was hooked on Jim Butcher's work when he had Harry riding an undead dinosaur. I'm still not clear if it was a zombie dinosaur, or a ghost dinosaur. I'm sure he made it clear but I was laughing so much I may have missed it. Speaking of zombies....I also got Zombie Bitches From Hell: An Apocalyptic Horror because how could I resist a title like that?
Speaking of zombies, they really are getting popular today. My second Midnight Squad book is going to feature some zombies. I like zombies. The best zombies in my opinion are the old shuffling, rotting, disgusting zombies that want to eat your "BRAAAAAAAINS!" I mean sure they are sad and pathetic by themselves, but get a thousand of them together shuffling at you like angry ants...and now we're into shit your pants scariness. I'm really not much of a fan of the running more feral zombies that movies have started making now. Sure they are a much bigger threat all by themselves, but at the end of the day that just isn't my Romero Zombies. I guess I'm a traditionalist at heart.
In fairness, the feral zombies are a lot better than they could have been. They could have went all Twilight with zombies. You know...make the zombies all look like underwear models and have six pack abs. I guess instead of glittering they'd shit rainbows or something.
****Oh Jesus, up there in heaven....please rain fiery death upon anyone that might try to create a Twilight version of a zombie. It's wrong and evil...and I know how you love to kick some evil ass. Thank you Jesus...amen.****
Seriously, I hate Twilight. It takes something really awesome like a vampire, and suddenly neuters it. Vampires are supposed to be the bad-ass silent killers of the monster world. Just like Werewolves are the redneck rampagers of the monster world. Consequently Frankenstein and the Mummy are both the equivalent of the "slow kids" of the monster world. They're just as scary as the other monsters, but have the creepiness factor of just seeming a little retarded, and maybe a little physically handicapped. Maybe it's the walk. Strangely, though zombies have a similar walk, they don't seem retarded. Maybe that's because Michael Jackson once got them to dance. On a side note, if there ever is a zombie outbreak, would the best defensive course of action just be to start grabbing your crotch and moonwalking?
Now that being said, lets have a fantastic time, and I hope you enjoy the ride. If you want to buy Midnight Squad: The Grim get yourself a copy on kindle right here.
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